Every once in a while I get a big jealous of the guys at Digital Desire. These mofos get to gawk at super-duper-hotties like Layla Rose all fuck-ing day long!

It isn’t fair!

Then I remind myself, these mofos are actually a great group of guys that believe in the motto, "My hot model is your hot model." Six days out of the week they take us for a ride on their coattails as they shoot videos and extremely high resolution pics of the world’s hottest women!

So I guess these Digital Desire guys deserve a hand… Just not the wet one okay?

I don’t live in a mansion and I don’t have hot bald pussy lesbians at my beck and call… Oh wait! I do and so do you!

ALS Scan brings the ladies to your computer monitor. You can watch them at home, on the road and you can even watch them at the office (or in the office bathroom) on your cell phone! (you kinky little bitch!)

Watch hot babes with waxed pussies get down and dirty on each other. Each video usually starts out with the hottie(s) wearing string bikinis and oiled up, ready to go!

Grab your own ALSScan.com password and enjoy the good life!

It is crazy how this kind of shit works out. You take your average secretary. You put her in some kickass lingerie. You invite her over to your place… for some drinks… hey, it is your birthday! And the next thing you know this broad is teasing the shit out of you until you can’t handle it anymore. It is time to rip those panties off and fuck her!

What’s that? Don’t have a secretary that looks like this one? Don’t worry about it, brother, Only Secretaries has you covered. As the name would suggest this site is filled with hot babe secretaries wearing sexy lingerie. Everything from cotton to silk… all of that pervy stuff like garters and blouses with no bra on… Talk about a good teasing!

Get the Only All Sites pass and you can get Only Secretaries, plus other sites like Only Silk and Satin and Only Tease. Everything is shot top notch and in high definition. The sites update several times a week so the network pass is always getting updates!

Lazona Models features sexy Latina babes like Chrissy as seen in this picture, all with beautiful breasts, nice asses and sexy pussies like this one.

There is definitely no shortage of sexy Latina babes at Lazona Models, but if you don’t believe me all you have to do is click the link or the picture to go find out for yourself, don’t forget the lotion you will need it.

So yeah… The girls went out looking for some bikinis to wear and found these pearl bikinis and just couldn’t get away from them. Unfortunately for the girls they only had enough cash to buy one strand for the bottoms and they had to completely skip the tops…

Hey, I ain’t gonna get mad at them!

Bikini Pleasure is a bikini babe lovers dream. They update daily and feature just about every extreme bikini ever made! From pearls to butt floss these ladies don just enough bikini to hide their clit… then again, some of the bikinis can’t even do that right!

I spent a lot of time in my youth pouring over bikini catalogs, now it is time to man-up and do this shit right with hot babes and even hotter bikinis at Bikini Pleasure!

Watching a women vibrating her clit is always a good way to start out the day… Shit, it is an even better way to end the night!

Puma Swede is the stage name of Johanna Jussinniemi. Born in Sweden from Finnish parents this babe is flawless! Puma has appeared in over 120 porn movies since 2005. This big tits, blonde hottie plays for both teams so you often get a double-decker treat with Puma and a big tits friend!

You can get all of her works from her official site at Puma Swede. She updates it often and does like cam shows. She also keeps her members up to date about where she will be appearing. Puma dances on stage, visits adult conventions and loves taking pictures with her fans!

Watch her suck on some meaty cock on the Puma Swede tour!

Oh, check the friends link while you are there. This crazy hottie is giving you access to her friends like Abbey Brooks, Aaliyah Love and Cassandra Calogera!

She is the girl next door. Her name is Sandra and when you hear her cute, shy voice it will melt your heart! You can tell Sandra has never done anything like this before. That is the idea at FTV Girls. To find girls that have never done this sort of thing before!

Watch Sandra masturbating with a squash video below!

When I say, never having done something like this before, I am not talking about girls fucking veggies. Girls have been doing that since the dawn of time. No, I am talking about doing it on camera!

Just about every girl I have ever dated has confessed to me that she fucked some form of vegetable or fruit at some point in her lifetime. Nothing wrong with that. But Sandra has a dad, an uncle or two, cousins… a grandma!

All of them and the people she works with will eventually know Sandra as the squash fucker. But hey, I’m not here to judge… and if I was? I’d call this one a keeper!

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Jennifer White is a sexy brunette babe with a beautiful ass and big tits, she has sweet pouty lips both on her face and her special place.  She is definitely a Stunners.

Stunners is dedicated to stunningly beautiful women with all the sexiness that we all enjoy, nice asses, bit tits, beautiful faces.  There is some good lesbian action and a little hardcore, but mainly beautiful solo models.

Evelyn Lory is one of the sweetest babes I have seen on the internet.  She is sweet and sexy from head to toe. 

Don’t tell my wife but Evelyn Lory is my future ex-wife, if I was being set up with a girl and they asked my type, well look no further she is here.  Her perfect little breasts, that tight looking pussy, those luscious legs, perfectly toned arm and mid drift.  Alright have to go bang the wife now, so this is going to get short.

So if you are into perfectly proportioned women with natural everything, then go visit Evelyn Lory today.

They call these little things tear drop bikinis. I can see why they do. Looking at Brooke Marks in one of these bikinis does bring a tear to my eye. They eye of my cock!

This little hottie of a babe could wear a gunny sack and your dick would still stand up and salute as she sashays that beautiful body of hers on by. Brooke Marks has been modeling online for four years now. With two updates a week there are hundreds of reasons to join!

Brooke does live cam shows so you can interact with her live and has a members only forum so you can ask her questions and see how she is doing. With her spunky attitude she is open to suggestions and very eager to please. A one word summation of Brooke Marks would be candid. And she posts lots of candid pics from her personal life on the site!

Some girls want nothing more than to blow up. No, I don’t  mean blow up as in light a fire cracker up their ass, you sicko! I am talking about procreating and eating stupid shit that doesn’t taste right like pickles and rocky road ice cream. Not to mention, doing so while telling a guy down wind and 50 yards away to put his cigarette out because it is somehow making your pregnant, fat ass nauseous.

Here is a tip, bitch. It ain’t the fucker smoking that is making you gag, it is that little bundle of joy you seem to want to pop out every 16 months! Fat slug!

Now where was I? Oh yes, Molly’s Life. This blonde hottie has no desire to procreate so her site is pretty much populated with lesbian videos. Piping hot lesbian videos!

Molly and her friends were always the type of girls that couldn’t seem to keep their legs closed while wearing skirts. The kind that knew their bathing suit was partially see-thru when wet and it didn’t stop them from getting in and out of the water constantly. You know the type… The kind that crave attention!

So give them some fucking attention you asshole!

You are lucky Molly is a cool chick because I am about ready to kick the living shit out of you. Instead, MollysLife.com is going to give you unlimited access to the entire Muffia network!

You may have won this battle… But we will see who wins the whore… [cough]…. war!

Have you ever seen a better specimen of a woman? I am sure there are a ton of feminists out there that will beg to differ, but, Jesus H. Christ did God Almighty ever get it right when he created this beauty!

Ashlynn Brooke is more than just a babe with big tits, she is also a porn star. So you get to see more than just a naked women with heavenly knockers, you get to see a talented, seductive actress plying her unique abilities to make men cum by the bucket load!

Take the Ashlynn Brooke tour and I am sure you will fall in love with this hottie. Notice while you are there that you also get access to her friends and porn sites like Heavy Handfuls and Fresh Out of High School!

Treat yourself to something nice this X-Mas by joining Ashlynn Brooke right now!

She is satisfying her craving for hot babe pussy, are you?

Sounds like you need some Twistys in your life. Right now they are giving you trial access for only $1 on a Halloween special!

Twistys has been in business for almost a decade and updates with the world’s hottest babes several times a day. Twistys has always been on this accelerated schedule of updates so the archives are literally busting at the seams!

Click the picture above and experience Nicole Heiress and her puffy nipples, her puffy pussy and her dick sucking lips! One night with her and you’ll feel like you’ve hit the trifecta of sexual stimulation!

There are thousands of models in the Twistys archives captured in over 1 million photos and over 20,000 videos! Each model does several photo sets and videos, plus many keep coming back for more!

When you think of babes you think of airbrushed Playboy style girls devoid of fat. Let me clue you in on an, apparently, little known fact. Those babes aren’t interested in you and you have no chance with them. On the other hand, babes like Gina Lynn share your pain and would love to share your cock with a friend!

At Monster Curves you get unlimited access to one of the world’s largest archives of crystal clear porn. The babes come in many shapes and sizes, but you can already guess which ones are my personal favorites.

So why, in the world of make believe, am I chastising you for your fantasies of fucking Playmates? Well, mainly because there are tons (literally) of Gina Lynn quality babes out there willing to blow your hard cock for the price of a few drinks and the special at an after hours burrito joint!

How do you find them? By doing some recon at Monster Curves to see where these hot body babes hang out and which pick lines work best. In addition to MonsterCurves.com you also get access to the Reality Kings entire network of 28 sites!

Say goodbye to boring softcore babe sites and hello to sites giving you a leg up on the competition!

Ok, so when you were little and undressing your sisters Barbie is this the picture you imagined. Me either, I was shocked and amazed at what I saw.  Now I am a grown man and when I see a beautiful woman like Brea Bennett at Stunners naked I am still shocked and amazed.

What are those little pointy things, Barbie doesn’t have that, what is that line down there, is she OK? Did someone slit her there in the middle.  Well now I know, and all I want to do is split that slit in the middle.  Boy how times have changed, so know I get to visit Stunners and my own personal Barbie in Brea Bennett.

So get your membership to Stunners and enjoy all of your little perverted fantasies, nobody is watching go ahead.  Just imagine if the makers or Barbie were forward thinking enough to make Barbie anatomically correct with a dildo attachment.  Use it.